Partial Parody

To jog or not to jog, that is the question.
Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the guilty knowledge of laziness,
Or to take arms against apathy, and by opposing, end it.
To jog, to laze no more, and by a jog we end the sitting and the movies that the natural man is prone to.
'Tis an exercise devoutly to be wished.
To jog, perchance to run, ay there's the rub.
For on that run what dogs may be encountered when we have shuffled on our running shoes must increase our pace...